City Nuisances

My two gripes of late with people in the City:

  1. People who constantly stand at the very front of train platforms during peak hour, and don’t even move when trains arrive, thus forcing people to have to navigate around their stagnant asses to get in and out of the train. Stand away from the edge of the platform if it isn’t your train you fucking idiot.
  2. People (mostly women unfortunately) who not only walk along the footpath in erratic zig-zags but then swing their arms manically making it impossible to pass them without risking getting smashed in the balls by their flailing limbs.
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